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Empire Business – August 2022

August 16, 2022 Premium

It’s Jim and A.Ron, the real-life people behind the magic of Bald Move with updates for you. If you hear the guys say “The Club”, they’re referring to both the Classic Club and the Patreon Club. Also, there are some plans for new forums, a fun shake-up for Off the Clock, and possible future Club access to the Watch Party archives. And in September, we’ll be looking for volunteers for our Groundhog Day charity event. So keep an eye out!

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LWJ&A – Episode 348 – Diarrheadecks

August 11, 2022 Premium

Lunchtime! Join in the friendly chat where A.Ron gives a review of King’s Island that is so thorough, it’ll make you nostalgic for RollerCoaster Tycoon. And surprise, surprise, Jim is still working on those models. Would you go to a natural park that lets you practice bushcraft? Like Minecraft in real life? What would you call it? And the House of the Dragon podcast will be FULL coverage and coming soon!

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LWJ&A – Episode 347 – “I’m gonna go hit this back wall!”

August 5, 2022 Premium

Lunchtime! Jim gives a model building update. Did you give away your brother’s Pokemon cards without asking? Jim and A.Ron have some advice for you. If you’re looking for show recs, home owning advice, and funny social gaffes? Well, you are in the right place. Next week lunch will be Thursday!

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LWJ&A – Episode 346 – HOTD Premiere

July 29, 2022 Premium

Lunchtime! Get the rundown of A.Ron’s adventures in LA at the HOTD premiere and the holy grail of West Coast food, In-N-Out. Is that four-footed dragon logo a marketing ploy or theory-crafting fodder? With some Internet entertainers relying on getting paid for giving good reviews, Jim and A.Ron are proud to say they will talk shit about any show, any day if it’s their honest opinion.   

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LWJ&A – Episode 345 – Bitch Lunch

July 22, 2022 Premium

Lunchtime! Welcome to the third lunch of the month, aka Bitch Lunch, dedicated to complaining about Amazon, the decline of independent tech stores, and the particulars of Chromebook software. Did you know the future of healthcare is being slingshot to the hospital? While you’re flying your way to the ER, you can high-five the Walmart and Amazon delivery drones dumping stuff no one needs into backyards.

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LWJ&A – Episode 344 – Mt. Cuckmore

July 15, 2022 Premium

Lunchtime! This week we discuss A.Ron’s latest obsession with the James Webb Space Telescope, his trip to the Van Gogh Immersive Experience, and Jim gets bad news about his very expensive Enterprise D model.

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LWJ&A – Episode 343 – Paragon of Pissing

July 8, 2022 Premium

Lunchtime! We’re back! And with the backlog of questions, we’re covering everything from home improvement projects, 80s and 90s nostalgia, and how to escape religious solicitations in public. Are you looking forward to House of the Dragon like us? We have podcast recs for you to get your GOT fix in the meantime! And NO, it is not okay to pee in the shower. That’s gross. Stop it. End of discussion. 

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LWJ&A – Episode 342 – The thing about Scary Spice

June 17, 2022 Premium

Lunchtime! It’s the 20th anniversary of Spice World this week and A.Ron is here for it while Jim is dealing with the mother of all air conditioning problems. There’s some talk about vacation plans before we get to answering some listener questions.

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LWJ&A – Episode 341 – An Old Dan Harmon Trick

June 10, 2022 Premium

Lunchtime! Today’s burning questions: which two actors would make the worst looking baby? And who has the better “hand extended” power, Eleven or Chris Pratt in Jurassic World? One can break spines and the other can calm a velociraptor. But then again, only one has been in interesting projects this year. Perhaps that is the true power. Hang out with us as we chat yard remodeling, favorite streaming platforms, and the popularity of Taco Bell’s Mexican Pizza.

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LWJ&A – Episode 340 – E.T. Gets High on Reese’s Pieces

June 3, 2022 Premium

Lunchtime! Your favorite fashionistas are here to deliver officially unofficial renovation tips, camping stories, and job advice. Who is your dream 90s superstar Avengers casting? Personally, I would like to see Denzel Washington as Iron Man playing opposite Danny DeVito as Thor. And let’s start that commune together. Meet me in the forest and bring toilet paper.

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