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Alien: Earth – S01E06 – The Fly

This week’s episode of Alien: Earth features some wonderfully disgusting special effects. The deaths are gruesome, but nothing is as devastating to look at as the Boy Kavalier’s feet. Noah Hawley is determined to make us squirm one way or another.

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Alien: Earth – S01E05 – In Space, No One…

Gather around weirdos and malcontents, Jim and A.Ron are here to put something in your ear. What kind of person would agree to go into space for decades and leave their lives behind? Are they stupid or unhinged? Get grossed out by those freaky f**krs.

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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011)

Harry Potter is the boy who lived…and Jim is the guy who survived this movie with almost zero context. Talitha joins the pod and brings her thorough knowledge of Harry Potter. Can A.Ron and Talitha convince Jim that this movie deserves its place in pop culture? Or will Jim apparate away from the madness?

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Alien: Earth – S01E04 – Observation

Turn your ears back on for this episode of Earbursters with Jim and A.Ron. Noah Hawley continues to disgust and delight as the alien attacker gets weirder and the foot stuff gets grosser. Are you hearing voices too?

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Alien: Earth – S01E03 – Metamorphosis

Welcome back to Earbursters! Jim and A.Ron discuss the follow up to a thrilling series premiere. Don’t skip the opening titles for this show! Billionaires want to live forever in our reality and this sci-fi. Get a tally of all the alien species we’ve seen. When is a machine not a machine?

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Alien: Earth – S01E01-2 – Neverland, Mr. October

The year is 2120, two years before Ripley’s badass adventure in space. On Earth, Wendy and the Lost Boys are facing a threat never before seen. Jim and A.Ron already see the strong Noah Hawley influences in this installment of the Alien franchise. So far, the alien:horror ratio has been fun. And already there are so many dead parents, it might as well be a Disney movie.

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Badass Fest VII Closing Ceremonies

CHAMPION. CHARISMA. CHARACTER. These are the qualities that make a badass. Badass Fest VII has concluded. Listen in on one last ranking session from Jim and A.Ron. Check out the links below to watch the full video. 

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Alien: Earth – Preview

Welcome to Earbursters, the officially unofficial podcast for Alien: Earth! Not only is Noah Hawley attached as showrunner, but the legend himself, Ridley Scott has contributed to the project. Jim and A.Ron are excited for the new aliens and evolution of the franchise. Join them as they attach themselves to this new show.

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The Naked Gun (2025)

Well, they went and rebooted The Naked Gun franchise with everyone’ s favorite aging action star, Liam Neeson. Does it work as well as the Leslie Nielsen vehicle or do all the Liams, Leslies, Nielsens and Neesens just confuse you? Find out what we think with our review of The Naked Gun.

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The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025)

The Fantastic Four: First Steps just landed in theaters and the thing we want to know is: did it completely flame out or can it weather the Sue-perman storm? Ok, that was a bit of a stretch… but I got there. Join us for our spoiler-free review of the movie and, if you’re a club member, stick around for the spoilers.

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