Well howdy, pardner! You ready to rustle up a chalkboard and do some cow math? What’s that, city slicker? You’ve never heard of cow math?! Then this podcast is for you! By the time we’re done, you’ll know exactly how many head a’ cow you can graze off how many footacres of water happen to be in your catchment basins. And if math just ain’t your thing, maybe you’ll be entertained by Michael’s attempt at breaking a wild, fiery, rancher’s widow? Or KITT’s attempt to corral a literal cow?

This week Michael and KITT are put on security detail for state senator! Sen. Maggie Flynn is a real “Bernadette” Sanders type, a champion of the people who is trying to block a corrupt development deal that will threaten the environment and cause resident’s power bills to soar. If the civically dubious direct action doesn’t grab you, Devon plays model UN!

With a title like that, how can this episode possibly fail? It can’t. A maniacal real estate investor backed by henchmen Gul Dukat and the mysterious “Mario” tries to force out a small mom and pop stunt show by sabotaging their arena. Did you know that a car can also ski? Well, they can! KITT almost crushes a man, and ultimately has to stop a bomb with his butt. The Hoff continues to put on a fashion clinic, you have to see this man’s spectacular stunt suit. Even KITT gets a makeover!

After a whopping three hours of televised adventures, Michael Knight decides he needs some rest and relaxation. So he dons his finest autumn collection from Sears and heads to the small town of White Rock to do a little climbing. Wouldn’t you know, he’s sucked into a biker gang war by a pretty lady with a young kid. Kid brother or secret child? We podcast, you decide!

This week Michael Knight and his car pal KITT get embroiled in an illicit nuclear arms deal, as corrupt military leadership tries to smuggle out tactical nukes to the highest bidder. There’s so much to talk about; Michael’s funeral fashion, the finer points of snack wagons, tac-nukes with kitchen timers, Devon being over Michael’s s$%* just two episodes in, and the debut of KITT’s infamous butt pin maneuver!

In this exciting movie-length first installment, JayMcKane and A.Ron check out the series premier of KNIGHT RIDER, “Knight of the Phoenix”. In this episode Michael loses everything, even his face! But he is handsomely rewarded with a Hasslehoff based makeover, and everyone in contractually obligated to remark on how good he looks. He’s then gifted an indestructible super car, which he uses to catch some shuteye, evade traffic citations, and get revenge on his partner’s killer. All in a day’s work, for the KNIGHT RIDER!