Bald Movies

The Mask of Zorro (1998)

Jim and A.Ron cover another classic movie this week, with 1998’s “The Mask of Zorro”, starring Antonio Banderas, Anthony Hopkins, and Catherine Zeta-Jones.  This is one of the last classic Hollywood movies, where stunt men did incredible stunts seamlessly and it was a lot of fun.

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Sneakers (1992)

Jim and A.Ron continue a trend of covering movies that cover a time period of ’69-’92.  They discuss the “H” word, prescient knowledge of future events, and what works vs. what doesn’t.

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Universal Soldier (1992)

A.Ron and Jim review the 1992 movie starring Jean Claude Van Damme and Dolph Lundgren, Universal Soldier.  Make sure that you check for any bugs on your person before listening.

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Easy Rider (1969)

Jim and A.Ron discuss the free-spirited classic, Easy Rider.  They enjoyed the value of this kick-off to ‘New Hollywood’, and it’s resonance through the years.

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Groundhog Day (1993)

Jim and A.Ron have shockingly never done a review of the 1993 film, Groundhog Day, despite having watched it live on stream for 24 hours previously.

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Star Trek: Generations (1994)

Jim and A.Ron have left their nexus ribbon to revisit the first TNG movie, where Picard’s crew meets Kirk’s crew for the first time.  Jim thinks much more highly of it than A.Ron did, but they had fun watching anyway.  Listen to the full podcast to hear them elaborate, and join us every week for a new movie!

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1917 (2020)

Tonight Jim and I went to see Sam Mendes’ WW1 film, 1917. It was a truly harrowing experience, and a strangely intimate piece despite the grand scale of the theater and war itself. George MacKay and Dean-Charles Chapman do incredible work forging an emotional connection with the audience in a very short amount of screen time. The movie is paced flawlessly, shot beautifully, whether it’s the pitiless hell of no-man’s land or a burning French town illuminated chiefly by the harsh flat light of flares as the British and German troops play a deadly game of cat and mouse. It’s an extremely tough watch in places, but an effective reminder of the horrors and pointless futility of war.

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Star Wars: Episode IX – The Rise of Skywalker (2019)

Jim and I saw a Star Wars film tonight.  We were displeased. If you loved or liked the film, we’re really happy for you. But this trilogy wasn’t for us, much like it’s father, the prequel trilogy before it. If you hate the film, we totally get that, too. All we ask is that you try to be happy for the people who are happy, and try to be understanding to the people who are feeling a bit numb like us.  We’ll be back in 2020 for some more awesome movies, and probably a few that will suck, as is tradition. See you then!

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A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood (2019)

Jim and A.Ron want to be your neighbor.  Won’t you be one?

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Ford v Ferrari (2019)

We saw the Ford v Ferrari tonight, and got exactly what we were bargaining for. A film about cars designed to go fast and the men who are driven to, uh, drive them. There’s lots of cussin’ and fussin’ and punchin’, and going real fast. All driving strategy is reduced to shifting a gear and hitting the gas at the dramatically appropriate moment, and there isn’t a lot of depth and complexity. But man, the cars are beautiful, the driving action intense, and the sound design amazing. If you were looking forward to seeing this film like we were, then it’s hard to imagine you’ll be disappointed. And if you weren’t? Well, see us back next week for A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood!

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