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LWJ&A – Episode 338 – SCREWS. SCREWS.

Lunchtime! Happy Friday the 13th! On this Freaky Friday, Jim and A.Ron discuss what they would do if they woke up in each other’s body. Jim is going to eat tide pods, what a friend. Find out the best place to sit when watching a 3D animated movie from. According to Jim, the best place to get brunch waffles is Gabby’s Cafe in Cincinnati. And someone finally asks the question I’ve been wondering for a month, what kind of android is Jim? Turns out he’s ::ERROR::DATA NOT FOUND::, so I’m terrified.

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LWJ&A – Episode 337 – $35 For a Ton of Crushed Gravel

Lunchtime! Property Brothers? What about Property Podcasters? A.Ron and Jim talk about the next steps in home renovation and their beef with HOAs. Speaking of HOAs, A.Ron and Jim are creating board games, and my favorite is sneaking around the HOA. It’s the closest I’ll get to owning a house. Would you attend Jurassic Park all expenses paid with a 10% chance of death? Surprisingly, not a tough question for these guys to answer. Tune in for officially unofficial life advice and more on this week’s lunch!

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Barry, Shining Girls, Russian Doll, Atlanta, Halt and Catch Fire, Treme

“Off the Clock” is our weekly premium show where we talk about all the TV we’ve been watching in our free time. One episode per month is also dedicated to discussion of topics voted on by our Patreon supporters.

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LWJ&A – Episode 336 – Big, Stupid Glob of Butter

Lunchtime! Hopefully you have some waffles on hand because the food talk in this episode is going to make you hungry. Jim hangs his waffles on a line to cool, so he might be a serial killer. And we’re placing bets for who’s going to die in the last eight episodes of The Walking Dead. Maybe it’s everyone? Because who knows if these spinoffs are actually going to happen.

We have some game recs, sibling war stories, and ponderings about the edge of the universe. Remember: Cinematic Sundays are moving to Thursdays after this weekend!

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LWJ&A – Episode 335 – I Would Set the Bathroom on Fire

Lunchtime! Looking to get out of jury duty? Be self employed. Not sure what to do with the disposable container your sibling gave you? We have an answer. Where do you look when using a urinal? At the ceiling. The more you know…and do you want to know more?

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LWJ&A – Episode 334 – The Alpaca is the Superior Dollar

Lunchtime! The Lunch of Legend has arrived. Long ago predicted by a glorious typo, the time capsule episode is here. Let’s crack it open and read some of these eerily correct and downright hilarious predictions. Hold onto your pineapple, the Water Wars are coming.

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Severance, Everything Everywhere All At Once – Off the Clock

Listener beware, there be SPOILERS ahead. What’s a Lynchian show about innies and outies, but has nothing to do with belly buttons? All jokes aside about Apple TV+, Severance is actually pretty damn cool. Jim and A.Ron discuss the fault lines forming in Lumon’s facade and in the severed minds of the workers. The scifi premise of the show creates the potential for philosophy behind these bizarre scenes, and yes even those strange, strange waffle parties.

Speaking of unique workplaces, A.Ron and Jim’s working on their backup business plan where they stick googly eyes on toilet plungers. They’re looking for investors.  And while we’re talking about googly eyes, we’ve got a review for the all-new, all-amazing Everything Everywhere All At Once.

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LWJ&A – Episode 333 – Wolverine Cannot Be Circumcised

Lunchtime! Coming to you with another Bald Move Lunch is Jim and A.Ron who’s in a robe again and he promises this has nothing to do with his mental health. On this episode, learn about the merits of a portable bidet and the game Wingspan where you are rewarded with snacks. A discussion of turns of phrase comes up and we read a question from a Gen X-er who is wondering if he should have any fucks left to give. Sounds like he couldn’t care less, and yes, the turn of phrase is couldn’t care less. Get it together people.

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LWJ&A – Episode 332 – Orifice Borealis

Lunchtime! Happy April Fools’ Day! Bad April Fools’ Day? Do we wish people April Fools’ Day? On this week’s lunch episode, we’ll answer those questions and more, such as “Pokémon is cool, but why do people like Gengar so much?” Jim, the world’s oldest millennial, weighs in on Kitchen Nightmares and A.Ron ponders the question “Can a journey be emotionally fulfilling if it never ends?” Join us for our takes on popular TV and the niche shows flying under the radar with tons of random stuff in between.

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LWJ&A – Episode 331 – Neelix wants a Footjob

Lunchtime! We talk a little more about robes before getting on to big announcements in A.Ron’s life, which leads to a discussion of our first cars. Then we answer listener questions such as what Star Trek race we would want to be.

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