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Badass Fest V – Enter the Dragon (1973) 

July 24, 2023 Bald Move Pulp

CHAMPION. CHARISMA. CHARACTER. These are the qualities that make a badass.
Bruce Lee is the unconventional, influential, Kung fu champ on Mt. Crushmore. As Enter the Dragon approaches its 50th anniversary, Jim and A.Ron discuss the influence this movie has on Hollywood today. We lost the star of Bruce Lee too soon, but his artistry echoes on. Enjoy this episode on the snake-slapping, crotch-crunching mayhem that is Enter the Dragon.

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Badass Fest V: Ranking New Badasses

July 19, 2023 Bald Move Pulp

CHAMPION. CHARISMA. CHARACTER. These are the qualities that make a badass.
Who are the new challengers to Mt. Crushmore? Find out who makes the cut, and who isn’t cut enough. Tune into this livestream where Jim and A.Ron duke it out over the criteria of what makes a badass.

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Badass Fest V: Armageddon (1998)

July 17, 2023 Bald Move Pulp

CHAMPION. CHARISMA. CHARACTER. These are the qualities that make a badass.
What’s better than an astronaut? A third generation driller. Bruce Willis, the CHARISMA KING, is gonna save the world from a giant asteroid. There’s a cast full of recognizable actors in their younger days. A.Ron claims that Armageddon has done more good for the world than any other movie. And this might be one of Michael Bay’s most chaotic projects, therefore you NEED to go watch it on Max right now. Pork rinds!

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Badass Fest V: Is Stallone a 3C?!

July 12, 2023 Bald Move Pulp

CHAMPION. CHARACTER. CHARISMA.
Recorded live, Jim and A.Ron debate the standing of Sylvester Stallone. Will Sly maintain his ranking in the hallowed halls of Bald Move’s Badass Hall of Fame? Or will this grunting, sneering meathead be ousted for his lack of “C”s? Find out now!

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Badass Fest V: Demolition Man (1993)

July 10, 2023 Bald Move Pulp

CHAMPION. CHARISMA. CHARACTER. These are the qualities that make a badass.
Next up in the Badass lineup is Demolition Man! Sylvester Stallone (badass status pending) and Wesley Snipes star in a movie that came out at the tail end of roided-up action flicks. San Angeles is a utopia/dystopia full of the ultimate cringe in laws, logic, and slang. And Stallone isn’t having it. The cops release Snipes to take down the swearing, violent Stallone. Watch these two rampage across the nanny state.

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Badass Fest V: Total Recall (1990)

July 3, 2023 Bald Move Pulp

CHAMPION. CHARISMA. CHARACTER. These are the qualities that make a badass.
It’s that time of year again where Jim and A.Ron bring you coverage of the best action movies of yesteryears. It was a time where stars took steroids, the one-liners became iconic, and leading men were dripping in oil. This kickoff pod comes to you live from Mariemont Theater in Cincinnati! Tune in, and hulk out to Jim and A.Ron’s take on Total Recall!

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Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)

June 21, 2023 Bald Move Pulp

Don your fedora and grab your whip, Jim and A.Ron are adventuring into Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. You’ll recognize many of these actors from other beloved franchises. The score will transport you to the venturesome, treasure-rich world of Indiana Jones. Catch some fun facts including the reason why Sean Connery wasn’t wearing pants during filming part of the time. And check out the Indiana Jones themed home bar build from Arcade Shenanigans.
Thank you to Bill for commissioning this episode!

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The Mist (2007)

June 7, 2023 Bald Move Pulp

Tentacles, spiders, and flying bugs. Oh my! When a mysterious mist rolls into town, a group of people trapped in a grocery store come into conflict with the dangerous creatures outside and the growing tension inside. Sounds crazy? Sure is! But we had plenty of parts of this movie that we really liked. Aside from a bit of the good old horror movie stupidity, it’s an engaging movie. Director Frank Darabont created a new ending that made Stephen King himself jealous, so yeah, it’s pretty dark.

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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)

May 31, 2023 Bald Move Pulp

Lumos! Two brave commissioners have sent a request by owl post for Professors A.Ron and Jim to watch the third (and overall most-loved) Harry Potter movie. Jim cries “stupefy” to get this movie away from him. But A.Ron casts “protego” and defends the movie. Directed by Alfonso Cuarón, who has helmed many decorated dramas, and based on the book series by she-who-must-not-be-named, this movie takes a darker look at the whimsical world of Harry Potter.
Thank you to Keenan and Maggie for commissioning this episode!

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Return of the Jedi (1983) – 40th Anniversary Rerelease

May 22, 2023 Bald Move Pulp

Bald Move is rereleasing this very special pod in honor of the 40th anniversary of Return of the Jedi! Tune in and chill out to a very special episode from the Bald Move archive. 
Once again commissioner Fernando Rodriguez (you may better know him as FernNYC17 on our forums) steps up with a choice selection, this time the oft maligned Return of the Jedi.  Often dismissed as derivative or childish when compared to A New Hope or The Empire Strikes Back respectively, we have nothing but love for the climax of the story of Skywalker.  It’s got the best space battle, the best lightsabre battle, and the best puppets in all of Star Wars.  The Special Edition changes?  Not so much love.

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