Run to Starbucks and get your Amy Special for this episode, you’re gonna need the bump in order to keep up! This week you can learn all about vegan bestiality (hint: it involves tofu), bad touching, the pros and cons of shopping while caffeinated, and all about Susan “The Worm” Wright’s self-esteem issues — get out your kleenex! Then at the end, we finally find that jerk Waldo.